Andy Reimer wrote this.
The other morning I woke up to the alarm and found that the clock radio in specific and the room in general were shaking violently. Turns out it was all in my head. I’m proud to report that I’ve got Vestibular Neuronitis. According to this doctor and this article it’s pretty common among those who suffer sinus infections, like the one I had over Christmas. Both sources also confirm that I could have vertigo for as long as 6 weeks. Truth is, the novelty wears off after a few days.
Don’t get me wrong, it’s pretty interesting to know that my brain is trying really hard to reconcile conflicting data from my eyes and my inner ear, but like a drunk who just wants to sober up after too much drinking, I’m also looking forward to the world to stop spinning and for thing to go back to normal. My doctor tells me I can do “astronaut’ exorcises that force the onset of vertigo to make the brain deal with it. Hmmm… sounds like fun.